I’m too shy to get on stage and auction myself, but that doesn’t stop my principal, teacher, and a coach from bidding on me.
F stands for Fail.
That became readily apparent when I biffed my final semester of high school, and had to spend an extra semester finishing those classes.
Despite being ready to break free and never set foot in that school again, I volunteer to help with the fundraiser for the fire department, which forces me to be in the building one last time.
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